My Disclaimer

This list is rather comprehensive in order to avoid any misunderstandings, mishaps, misinterpretations, or misacceptations.

I shall not be held accountable for:

  1. The content of the links that may be reached via links from any of my web pages, nor the content of the links that may be reached via links from any of the pages that may be reached via links from any of my web pages.
  2. Any offensive material found on my pages, since my pages are only offensive to only the most anal politically-correct do-gooders.
  3. Offending anyone who got offended by the last statement.
  4. Any material found on the Internet, your company's intranet, Usenet, the Arpanet, Fidonet, Netcom, a fishing net, Annette Funnicello, net net net net net.
  5. Anyone telling you to check out my home page, only to be disappointed.
  6. Being held accountable.
  7. Any subliminal messages found in my pages Send me money nor in any other pages.Kill your goldfish
  8. Any links like Click here to visit a guy I know when in fact the creator of the referencing page does not in fact know me.
  9. Any time wasted emailing me at all my accounts, because you didn't know which account I use, as if I'm dumb enough to have a million accounts and no forwarding.
  10. Your being dumb enough to have a million accounts and no forwarding, and you were offended by the last item.
  11. Ill-informed politicians who get payed far too much to come up with pointless, unenforcible laws regarding the Web, which will only hurt honest Web users, and profit foreign ISPs who can do whatever the f*ck they want.
  12. Ill-informed politicians who get payed far too much to come up with pointless, unenforcible laws regarding the Web, who are offended by the last item.
  13. Ill-informed politicians who get payed far too much to come up with pointless, unenforcible laws regarding the Web who have nothing better to do than surf the web and read this list, only to get offended.
  14. Any strange radiation poisioning you may experience due to prolonged exposure to a monitor while reading my pages.
  15. Any strange radiation poisioning you may experience due to my pages directly altering the radiation levels of your monitor.
  16. Any buggy search engine that keeps sending you to one of my pages, because the search engine only has enough memory to store one page, and mine happens to be it.
  17. Anything you want to account.
  18. Any time wasted reading this list.
    and last, but not least:
  19. your being offended by me snarfing this list, making a few mods and calling it my own!.


If you come up with anything I should add, please email me at ChiefOfStaff@whitehouse.gov.

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